...or the ficticious recount of it as retold by the effervecent sophia coppola ( have you had her mini's? I mean, if you know , you KNOW). Absolutley everything about this film makes me jealous, minus the ominous ending (we all know what happens,, and if you dont, drink a few minis and read a book for god's sake!). I think I need to have a french royal-inspired soiree! Ack I sound like a sill girl. I came home around 1045 ish to harley about to go to work. He left and I called arielle to come play, we needed wine and chill time. So, I bought a extra large bottle of shiraz and we watched movies, and the lil mama video that jenny rambler text me about all the way from la to tell me I had to watch. Ha, who knew you could make a rap to the tune of "the wheels on the bus" haha, not this girl. which reminds me, Jenny sent me a text one night not too long ago saying she wished she could have a marie antionette inspired wedding. oh my god, I would die. Hell, I think I may don a foot tall bleached beehive with curls and fake birds all in it anyway. why not, she'd appreciate it. when her sister got married, she decided to dance to the theme song from armegeddon.
Thats right, aerosmiths " don't wanna miss a thing".
hmmm. yeah. Jeez, jessica, I think youre great but the song? not so much. Jenny and I had decided that if we could, and not be slaughtered afterward- we would dress up like a building and a meteor. Jenny-being 5 foot 9 and weighing all of 110 pounds soaking wet would play the part of the new york city skyscaper. I, weighing in at, ohhh...lets keep some things sacred, shall we? and at all of 5'2, would play the award winning role of the earth shattering meteor. So, the plan was...during the intro to he dance we would put on our paper mache costumes...right before the climax of the song after the bridge jenny would go stand on the dance floor next to her sister and husband dancing. they would have no clue what was happening. I mean, more than likely with our paper mache skill combined, she' look more like a hypadermic needle found in a park than a towering skyscraper , but it have to do. then as the instuments ascended right before the final rousing verse " i don't wahna close myye eeyyyeessszah" I would come barreling out of the darkness of the corner table next to the buffet line. Slow motion would show pained looks confusion, horror and laughter. jessica would be confused. I would run as hard and fast as I could...AND KNOCK THAT BUIDING DOWN FOR i AM A METEOR!!! haha, god that would have been amazing. jenny would have slid across the floor, 4 year olds dancing hand in hand would have been torn apart...no more funky chicken for anyone. that needle of a costume would have punctured the air and terrified all in its path, regardless of the fact that jennys weightlesness would not have even left a bruise. oh man oh man. ah that would have been the wedding to go down in history...
so now Im finishing the movie and the wine. and im going to relax. goodnight
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