babies crying rivers and other such nonsense

-what the fuck... it's the midle of january and everywhere is sold out of decent looking winter jackets. ITS NOT EVEN A MONTH INTO WINTER, and they are already selling spring break 1992 university of ohio sigma kappa fagga board shorts EVERYWHERE. Im not looking for anything spectacular. Just something that doesn't suck. Its 31 fucking degrees outside and for some reason, the trend right now are these full size coats with SHORT SLEEVES. Give me a god damned break. Who the hell goes ..."hmm, its 30 degrees outside and I think my forearms need some winter exposure, they haven't toughened up quite enough yet. So yeah a full length coat with the sleeves removed eddie money 'take me home tonight, i dont wanna let you go till you see the light' style will totally get them in shape for asshole coat season.
Now, I'm not gonna lie...I was looking for said "coat" in the cheap of cheap stores, FOREVER 21. So, it is a given that everything will be picked through and look like hell. But the one jacket I liked...basically th ONLY ONE, how about the fuckers sleeve was sewn SHUT. Thats right, I put it on and looked like I should attach a god damned hook to the left arm hole. Completely 100% sewn shut. The 12 year old forver 21 hired in indonesia said " ahhhhhhh hell no!..." he got me good, lil bastard.

-what does it mean when someone tells you there doing it up "hollywood style"? Im not impressed. especially when you look like something 1996 vomited up and forgot to flush.

that is all.